What the...?

Okay, this really tripped me out: I walked into my building lobby after taking a de-stress stroll around the block to find the most bizarre thing! This girl looked like a stripper. No joke. I know that's a harsh thing to say about a person, but I'm serious! She had her hair all teased and crazy. She was wearing a shooort and low, almost non-existent nurses dress with a hat, fish net stockings, heels, bright red lipstick...you get the picture (complete with fake cut on her forehead). And she was standing there with a guy who looked like her pimp. I'm telling you, I had to do a double-take. At first I thought they were filming something in our lobby (as they often do...check out The Devil Wears Prada), but no, there were no camera crews around. Crazy, I tell you...simply crazy.